So it has been about 18 months since I came up with this cacamaimy (2 gold stars to who ever can determine the correct spelling on that one) idea to run 26.2 miles for my 26th birthday. Admittedly, there have been a lot of ups (read: two half marathons) and downs (read: face planting on the lovely sidewalks of Denver more times than I'd like to count), but now that we are six months away from actually running this ridiculous distance, it's time to get down to the nitty gritty.
Tyson has volunteered to be my running coach, which, while awkward, I am incredibly grateful for because Tyson is free, and real running coaches are EXPENSIVE! So we started out two weeks ago with an email from Tyson that said something to the effect of, I created this spreadsheet (Tyson can turn anything into an opportunity to utilize a spreadsheet)go run five days this week for at least 30 minutes each time and make sure one of those days is for a full hour. At first this didn't seem like that big of a deal until I remembered that since the Georgetown Half (I haven't told you about that yet, hang on, we'll get there) I had barely been pulling my happy ass off the couch to go to the grocery store, let alone go for a run.
So three days into my new, (in reality not so) grueling routine I was beat and did not want to run any more, EVER. Luckily for Tyson, I am a prime example of what happens to people who run. Runners almost become bi-polar in their emotions towards lacing up their shoes and hitting the trails, one day we will vow to never (and I mean NEVER) put on a sports bra again in protest against the sidewalk and the damage it has done to our muscles, joints, and more importantly ego; only to wake up the next morning and demand no less of ourselves than a solid 7 miles. So the first week was hard but, according to the spreadsheet, I made it more than 20 miles in my first week of official training.
Surprise, surprise, the exact same thing happened last week. Tyson told me to stick with my 5 day running schedule with the one long run and we'd build it up from there. It started off well, until I wrote Tyson on Tuesday...the following is our chat:
me: Hey just FYI I have a conference this weekend so I can't run on Friday or Saturday which is going to mess with my miles this week
Tyson: why not either day?
me: Because I have a conference
Friday right after work until 10 and all day on SAturday
Tyson: hmm. what time does the conference end on saturday?
me: 10
Tyson: hmm.
what time do you get to work on friday?
me: 7:15, I can run before work, but it's too dark now and I don't like running in the dark by myself
Tyson: right, understandable.
well...
you have to be at work AT 7:15?
me: I can go in later but the sun doesn't come up until like 6 so I wont get to work until like 8:30
Tyson: now i'm confused. what time do you need to be at work on friday?
me: Usually I go in at 7:15
if I run in the morning I wont get in until at least 8:30
Tyson: How about this: you leave your place at 5:45 or so, i leave my place at the same time, meet you on your way to cheesman, accompany you around the park, then it'll be light out for you to run back.
i don't need to be at school until 8:30 that day
me: ooph!
Ok
Tyson: ooph?
me: nothing, it's ok, I'm committed to running so I will be running starting at 5:45 on Friday
Tyson: cool. i think it's better especially because you already missed a day this week
me: I didn't miss a day, you said I have to run 5 days, so that means I get 2 days off
Tyson: true. i'm getting ahead of myself.
in a month or so, i'm going to try to bump you up to 6 days per week
if you're game
me: yeah, and I'm tired, so I'm going to take my 2 days when I've earned them
Tyson: definitely
you shouldn't wear yourself out this early
me: I can tell you that going from maybe 15 miles a week to 20 miles a week and now 22-24 miles a week, is a lot
Tyson: huh. i didn't know you had been at 15 miles the previous week
i still think you should be running 5 days this week, though
just take it real easy
me: yeah, if I was feeling really energetic I was doing 15 so I'm feel pushed right now
I am running 5 days a week
Tyson: then let's hold off on doing those 1-minute surges
we'll wait until next week or the week after to do that
me: I am and I don't want you to think that I am not working hard enough
Tyson: ha!
no, the best thing for you is to listen to your own body
i've always trained myself on the more conservative side
i'm gonig to bed now. have a good night
me: bye
If you know me, you probably know that all of the chatting on my side was said in a snarky tone of voice, in my head that is (What? Do you think all of this running has me talking to myself?). While if you know Tyson, I'm sure he was talking in a normal coaching tone of voice, again in his head (I don't think he's crazy)...but I was having none of it that night! NONE OF IT!
Low and behold, I woke up, pre-crack of dawn (in a perfectly spunky bi-polar about running kind of way) to go for my run around the park with Tyson making sure I wasn't attacked in the dark.
So now I've made it two weeks in a row, 20+ miles each and since Molly and I actually signed up for our marathon, I think it is safe to say that this is actually happening!
Yikes!